Me: Oh! We have to remember to eat the cookies and drink the milk that Snacks put out for Santa!
J: Oh yeah, let's move them over here by the stockings.
Me: Okay, make sure to leave a bite of cookie on the plate.
J: Why would we leave a bite of cookie?
Me: So Snacks knows it's the ACTUAL plate the he left out!
J: It'll have crumbs on it so he'll know.
Me: But it looks much more ARTISTIC to have a bite of cookie still left on the plate.
J: But why would Santa leave a bite of cookie?
Me: Because he's getting FULL. He's eating cookies at EVERYONE'S house!
J: Oh yeah...